What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Anti Joke

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