Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Are you a tree? No.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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if you read this you are gay

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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I'm hungry.

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Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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