jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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this website is non-operational.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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A man died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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