Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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