A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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