JFK

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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