And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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