Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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