What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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