Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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