Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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