roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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ObamaCare

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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