- Anti Joke

Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

God

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

pizzano is a tool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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