- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

why did the internet crash? it didn't

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

pizzano is a tool.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

knock knock whos there not me

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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