Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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