What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

pizzano is a tool.

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

knock knock whos there not me

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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