a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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