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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Anti Joke

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