Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Mitch

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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