Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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