what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Mitch

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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