- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

pizzano is a tool.

what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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