Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Mitch

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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