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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

pizzano is a tool.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

knock knock whos there not me

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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