Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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