A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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LIE

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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69

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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