What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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knock knock whos there not me

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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