- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

knock knock whos there not me

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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