- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

why did the internet crash? it didn't

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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