Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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LIE

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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