What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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