How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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