Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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