What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

ObamaCare

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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