Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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pizzano is a tool.

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