roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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