- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

whats bright and yellow? the sun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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