whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Anti Joke

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