- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

pizzano is a tool.

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