What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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