Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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the battle of waterloo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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7>6

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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