whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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The 80's

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mooooh im a cow

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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pizzano is a tool.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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