what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Starter clothing

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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