Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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