So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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