How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Anything Dane Cook says

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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