- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

The NHL playoffs

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

Passing by

Poverty.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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