Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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