How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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