What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Mitch

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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