A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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T-Dog scare me

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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