What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

Anti Joke

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