Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

I'm Halarious.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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