- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

Why was sally crying? she was sad

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

What do people say? words.

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

I know you are but what am I? A queer.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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