What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +46

say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was sally crying? she was sad

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

thumb_up thumb_down +229

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

thumb_up thumb_down -240

An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

thumb_up thumb_down +113

What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops