A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Dinosaur!

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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