what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

I'm Halarious.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

Why was sally crying? she was sad

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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