A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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