What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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