Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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