- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

What do people say? words.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

Dinosaur!

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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