Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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I'm Halarious.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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