I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Dinosaur!

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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