Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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I'm Halarious.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What do people say? words.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Dinosaur!

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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