Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Dinosaur!

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Anti Joke

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