A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

thumb_up thumb_down -172

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

thumb_up thumb_down -67

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down +52

If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I'm Halarious.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

thumb_up thumb_down -11

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops