Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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