"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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