Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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hi iggy

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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your gay

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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