A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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