You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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