- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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