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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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