whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

binladin walks into the american seals

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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