Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

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