- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

whats a joke

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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