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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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