why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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