Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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