What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

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