Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Horse tits

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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asd

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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