What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a self-absorbed prick. And, honestly, the chicken and the road weren't that great of friends anyway.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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