here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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You're on fire.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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