Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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A joke

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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