- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women's rights.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

your moms so fat she has kankles

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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