Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A black man killed someone

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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BIG PENIS

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Women's rights.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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