What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Ruller

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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