French people.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

I like your hair

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

guess what?

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

wat?

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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