George W. Bush

Chuck Norris died.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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