- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

wat?

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

mitt romney

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Women's rights.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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