What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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youre gay

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Popsicles

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Goat balls.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Women rights..

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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