- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

NEVER

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A joke

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

knock knock go away

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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