- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Female Athletics

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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