- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Women's Rights.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

So you there Red?

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Apple.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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