when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Fags are gay.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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69

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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