How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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