Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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