Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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