why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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