An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Anti Joke

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