Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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a man died

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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