How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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JFK

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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