Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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JFK

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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