Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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