Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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yeah..

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Yo momma is SO black.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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