Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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a man died

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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