Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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yeah..

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Anti Joke

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