Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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JFK

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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The 80's

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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a man died

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