Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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