When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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