Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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9/11

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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