- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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