So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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mooooh im a cow

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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JFK

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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matt shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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