What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

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