knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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