A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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ObamaCare

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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