How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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